Spoken Jokes

Foul spoken coward, that thund’rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy