Spoken Jokes

My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
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