Spoken

What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Foul spoken coward, that thund’rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
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