Bobby had just bought an incredibly shiny pair of shoes and was very proud of them. Curious about just how shiny they were, the not-so-decent Bobby decided to put them to the test. He went to a bar and approached a woman in a dress. “Excuse me, ma’am,” Bobby asked, “are you wearing green underwear?” Surprised, she said, “Yes… I am. How did you know?” He grinned. “I must be wearing the shiniest shoes in the world.” Feeling confident, he walked up to another woman, wearing a skirt. “Excuse me, are you wearing red underwear?” “Yes,” she replied, shocked. Now fully convinced of his shoes’ brilliance, he approached a third woman in a dress. This time, he hesitated . “Excuse me, ma’am… are you not wearing any underwear?” “No, I’m not,” she said. “Why?” Bobby let out a huge sigh of relief and said, “Oh, thank God. I thought there was a hole in my shoe.”