Shine Jokes

You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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