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Rye

There was a young schoolboy of Rye,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To his mother’s disgust,
He emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.