Ruler Jokes

Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
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