Rug Jokes

Lots of people have a rug.
Very few have a Pug.

(E.B White)
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug.
No it's not dead it's just too scared to move
The Spying Hotel A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel. โ€œI donโ€™t know why, but Iโ€™m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.โ€ the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. "I read online that some hotels do that!" โ€œThatโ€™s crazy, thereโ€™s nothing to be worried about.โ€ the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc. โ€œWow, you might be right!โ€ the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor. The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room. โ€œYou guys mustโ€™ve had a good time last night!โ€ the clerk says laughing. Angry and confused, the man asks โ€œAND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!โ€ The clerk replies โ€œWell the entire chandelier came down on the floor below you...โ€
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