Risk

I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.