Risk Jokes

I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack?
Because it's assault.
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
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