There was an Old Man of Kamschatka, Who possessed a remarkable fat cur; His gait and his waddle Were held as a model To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin
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