Remarkable

If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,
Who possessed a remarkable fat cur;
His gait and his waddle
Were held as a model
To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
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