Railway

Why are ghosts no good at running a railway? A. Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town by railway. It was an ex-press train.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.