Queso

Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party? In queso emergency.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.