Pumpkin pie Jokes

What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?

You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
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