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Police chief: Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case? Me: I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress.
Police chief: Please just wear your police uniform.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I was caught masturbating in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations....
.....I got off on a technicality
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"
He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!