Print Jokes

I was caught masturbating in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations....
.....I got off on a technicality
Police chief: Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case? Me: I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress.
Police chief: Please just wear your police uniform.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"
He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
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