Preparing

If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
As I was preparing to leave the restaurant, the waiter said to me, “Do you wanna box for your leftover food?”
I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
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