Prepared Jokes

“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner
My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...
I was ready and wading!
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
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