Port

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
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