Paying Jokes

When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren't paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton, he exclaimed, "Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?"
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord
I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him.
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
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