Path Jokes

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
Ellen DeGeneres
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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