Oliver Jokes

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
an underappreciated fruit
sentenced to banananality
because yellow
is their long suit.

(Mary Oliver Rotman)
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