Older

“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
Sir Norman Wisdom
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
Older women to her friend about remarrying, “When I pass away I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.”
I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.