Missile

If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Did you hear about the urologist who became an aerospace engineer?
He developed an incontinental ballistic missile.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
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