Magical Jokes

There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
My magical watch says you arenโ€™t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
โ€œThanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise Americaโ€™s obesity statistics.โ€
Stephen Colbert
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
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