Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.