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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Are you Kit Kat, because I am going to break you and eat you.
“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.”- Billy Connolly
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