Kings

Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
In the old times, the medieval kings and queens would only visit the dentist just before their coronation. This is because they wanted their teeth crowned!
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
What type of noodles did the ancient Egyptian kings loved to eat? Ramen.
First we lived in kingdoms run by Kings, then Empires run by Emperors
Now we live in Countries...
Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives Drinking Licking sucking f**king and wanking.
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