Jones Jokes

“Mr. Jones, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” said the divorce court judge, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $300 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” said the husband.
“I’ll try and send her a few bucks myself every now and then too.”
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
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