Jones Jokes

“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”

- Franklin P. Jones.
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
“Mr. Jones, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully,” said the divorce court judge, “And I’ve decided to give your wife $300 a week.”
“That’s very fair, your honor,” said the husband.
“I’ll try and send her a few bucks myself every now and then too.”
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