Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.