In Jokes

Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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