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First we lived in kingdoms run by Kings, then Empires run by Emperors
Now we live in Countries...
Mango Puns
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
Toucan Puns
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
Pear Puns
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
Zebra Puns
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
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