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Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
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