Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!