Houses

There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
"You are so tall that you can touch a flying airplane".
"Wow, I'll alert the media houses at once".
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
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