A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back. "What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks. "I'm a turtle" said the man. "How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host. "Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."
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