Host

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.
"What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks.
"I'm a turtle" said the man.
"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host.
"Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
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