Hood Jokes

How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
If the world is a Jacket where do poor people live? In the hood.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
My girlfriend tried to make me have se* on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused. If I’m going to have se*, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
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