Graduate Jokes

Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children.
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
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