Gouda

Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
You feta have a gouda birthday.
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