Fruits

I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.