What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What did a sign say outside the pet shop? Buy 1 dog get 1 flea!
Wolves love shopping and they can literally die for. However, none of them loves the flea market for obvious reasons!
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?