File Jokes

Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, 'This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file!'
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
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