File Jokes

There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, 'This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file!'
Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?
People kept commenting on his hot buns.
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? a PDF File.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
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