Three friends go on a hike in a forest. One is a professor, one a CEO, and one a janitor. Suddenly, they encounter a glowing ball of light that resolves itself into a beautiful fairy.
The fairy says “I will give you humans what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day. You will be given all the resources you need.”
The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids’ screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze.” so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says “I’ll be an artist” so he is transported to an art facility. He uses the facility to create a huge art exhibit in which he glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, telling the story behind it, then sells it for a million dollars.
After the day way done, the fairy congratulates the janitor.
"But how come you could do all that?" She asks him curiously.
The janitor shrugged. “I have a masters degree in art.”
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp? A Hygenie.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework. So we did it squid pro quo.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower? Stinkerbell.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy? It’s fairy nice to meet you!
Why did the fairy play football? Because she was fairy sportable!
Why is the tooth fairy so smart? Because she has wisdom teeth!
Shes a fairy realistic person.
I love you so fairy much.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality. They’re all so pixielated.
What do you call a philosophical fairy? Thinker-bell.
Who granted the fish a wish? The fairy codmother.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable. It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Why does the fairy kingdom smell so awful? Because of all the toad stools.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
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