There was a dear lady of Eden, Who on apples was quite fond of feedin’; She gave one to Adam, Who said, “Thank you, Madam,” And then both skedaddled from Eden.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam Complacently stroking his madam And he thought with mirth On the whole damned Earth There were only two balls and HE had ’em.
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