Eden

Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And he thought with mirth
On the whole damned Earth
There were only two balls and he had ’em.
In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !