Eden Jokes

There was a dear lady of Eden,
Who on apples was quite fond of feedin’;
She gave one to Adam,
Who said, “Thank you, Madam,”
And then both skedaddled from Eden.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam
Complacently stroking his madam
And he thought with mirth
On the whole damned Earth
There were only two balls and HE had ’em.
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