Eclipse Jokes

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse...
I'd have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need.
My neighbor tried to charge me $20 to watch the eclipse from his balcony.
I told him that was daylight robbery.
What dd the man in the moon do when his hair got too long? Eclipse it.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
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