Earl Jokes

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
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