Earl Jokes

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
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