It was a late one night in Washington D.C, when a well dressed man went out to smoke in an alley behind a bar.
As he was smoking, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped out from behind a dumpster and pointed a gun at him.
"Give me all your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You canโt do this โ Iโm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"To enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
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