Dude

Who is this Rorschach dude and why does he paint so many paintings of my father beating me?
That recently single dude Martin
told his ex-wife "Since our partin'
I've had women and men
Several geese and a hen
and a Hoover, and that's just for startin'."
That twisted ol' dude called Lee,
Had a thing for a woman's knee.
He tossed her a coin
She kicked in his groin
And now he is known as Cicely.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your di** is hanging out.