Dude Jokes

I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
The other day someone made fun of my ears for hanging down too far.
Lobe low, dude.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Who is this Rorschach dude and why does he paint so many paintings of my father beating me?
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
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