Dude

That recently single dude Martin
told his ex-wife "Since our partin'
I've had women and men
Several geese and a hen
and a Hoover, and that's just for startin'."
That twisted ol' dude called Lee,
Had a thing for a woman's knee.
He tossed her a coin
She kicked in his groin
And now he is known as Cicely.
Who is this Rorschach dude and why does he paint so many paintings of my father beating me?
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your di** is hanging out.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.