Drives Jokes

My drives aren't always long and straight... but I can show you what is!
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies.

Did I mention he was suicidal?
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Yo Mama so short she drives a toy car.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
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