What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies.

Did I mention he was suicidal?
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? a $100 bill.
Yo Mama so short she drives a toy car.