Downloaded Jokes

I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
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