Direction

Except the direction I'm walking in.
My wife left me because I'm an crossdresser with no sense of direction...
So I packed up her things and right.
Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.