Direction

Except the direction I'm walking in.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
My wife left me because I'm an crossdresser with no sense of direction...
So I packed up her things and right.
Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.