Direction Jokes

My wife left me because I'm an crossdresser with no sense of direction...
So I packed up her things and right.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Yo Mama so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
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