Dies Jokes

A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies.

Did I mention he was suicidal?
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
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