Dies

What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
When Hugh Hefner dies, will he really be going to a better place?
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies.

Did I mention he was suicidal?
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life?
Reintarnation
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender.