Destroyed Jokes

Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
"Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed EVERYTHING!"
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
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