Destroyed

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
"Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed EVERYTHING!"