Destroyed

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
"Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed EVERYTHING!"