Destroyed Jokes

Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
"Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed EVERYTHING!"
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
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