Destroyed Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
"Oh, man! A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed EVERYTHING!"
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.
Tomorrow, Ill bring my MP5.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
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