Deliver Jokes

Wife is about to give birth.
Nurse: "I'm gonna deliver the Baby."
Dad: " Actually, we'd like him to keep his Liver"
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.
Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
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