Curry Jokes

Whatโ€™s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
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