Cucumber Jokes

A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a plum stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
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