Cucumber

What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a plum stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."