Cucumber Jokes

A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a plum stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
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