Crisis Jokes

โ€œThere cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.โ€
Henry Kissinger
If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis...
Would it even matter?
I was gonna walk barefoot through the yard.
But that would cause an ecological crisis.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a crisis?
I told my bully he was just a child having an existential crisis.
He said โ€œI know you are, but what am I?โ€
If I had a dollar for every existential crisis Iโ€™ve ever had...
Does money even matter?
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Why don't some men have a mid-life crisis? They're stuck in adolescence.
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