Costs Jokes

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
โ€œI donโ€™t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.โ€
Samuel Goldwyn
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Why didnโ€™t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
โ€œMoney often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
โ€œMoney often costs too much.โ€ โ€“ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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